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It seems like he always comes in second place. The consistency is impressive and disappointing at the same time. Will trade you any 25-year-old vet for a rookie pick. Will not shut up about it.

Anthony’s whole mantra is “One in the hand is worth two in the bush.” He will trade almost any rookie pick for a proven vet.

Alex swings for the fences in every league he’s in. His WR room is Justin Jefferson, Ja'Marr Chase, and Davonte Adams and yet he has never won the League of Ordinary Gentleman Championship.

Dave hasn’t fielded a competitive roster since the Obama administration, but his vault of draft picks is the envy of the league. Most managers tank by accident. Dave tanks with intention, conviction, and a five-year roadmap. He owns more future 1sts than career playoff appearances, which he insists is a strategy. Fun fact: Dave and Parker Washington attended the same preschool in Jacksonville and remain close friends to this day. Dave still has the friendship bracelet.

Andy and Brandon are co-managers and they work TOO well together. It’s easy to get either one of them to agree to a stupid trade. It’s impossible to get both of them to agree to a stupid trade. They’re tied at the hip, which is why they wanted one bio. Champions 2024 and 2025.

Brandon was brought on as a co-manager to assist Brian with running B&B Rehab. The two managers struggle to see eye to eye and often get in the way of progress when it comes to trade negotiations.

The original manager, now co-manager, for B&B Rehab. Brian’s team has struggled the last couple of seasons and is trying to reload talent. Star names include Lamar Jackson and George Pickens.

Greg had a perfectly good team. Then he blew it up in a “one year rebuild.” Fast forward 3 years - Greg came in last place twice and 6th place just barely making the playoffs. When will the rebuild end?

1x League Winner (2023) 1x Abusing commissioner powers to pad his roster 1x Asking for “compensation” 10x Threatened to quit the league

Ryan went through a rebuild at the same time as Greg though he didn’t hit the reset button as hard. They’ve had a small competition between who’s strategy was more effective. The answer it turns out is neither of them. Ryan did make the playoffs for the first time last season though.

As the undisputed King of 2022, Spencer captured the inaugural league title and has spent every day since then explaining why his drafting strategy is fundamentally superior to yours. Unfortunately, the history books didn’t stop printing after year one. While Spencer still views himself as an elite manager and a master of the draft board, the standings have been a bit more... grounded. After sliding into a comfortable 6th place in 2023, he decided to double down on consistency by finishing 6th again in 2024, before truly embracing the rebuilding phase with a stellar 9th-place finish in 2025.